Yes, I am aware that England’s Queen Victoria is long gone. But my beautiful sister Queen Victoria Beth has a birthday today! So we are celebrating her!
We are only a year apart and shared a bedroom growing up. Which automatically meant we hated each other. Her side of the room was neat and tidy and mine at one time had a spider living in a web in the corner which I wasn’t going to clean so I just called it a pet.
Since I am 5’11” and she is about 5’6″, the only clothes stealing going on was tops. Her most irritating habit at the time was that she got up hours before school to do her makeup and hair. I am pretty sure her husband has never seen her without her face completely done. I think she even had her hair, makeup and nails done when she gave birth! The lights on that damn makeup mirror drove me nuts! And once I came home to find she had put tape down the middle of the room because she thought I wanted her boyfriend. I did not and turns out neither did she!
She was also a tattle tail. If she got in trouble for something she had no problem throwing me under the bus too. She had a bit of a wild side to her in high school but then met the love of her life and settled down and had two adorable children and is still married to said man! Obviously I can not relate.
She is hilariously funny! And is always put together perfectly. She has made me cry but made me laugh a lot more.
So to the Queen today I say Happy Birthday Girl! Hop in that VW Bug and go celebrate!
Love you to the moon and back!