Summoning Aquaman and a trip to the Pokey!

Friday!  I hope you all had a good holiday yesterday. I never left the house. We had a sleepover with the kids Saturday and Sunday morning a little boy woke me up at the break of dawn.

Why? Because Stranger Things 3 came out yesterday on Netflix and we sat in our jammies and binge-watched until late last night. We only paused for tea and bathroom breaks. I did hear the part of the trump speech where he said we rammed the ramparts and stormed the airports in the War of 1812. WTF?

Day two of the trip I was up early and Tommy and I headed for the beach to watch the dolphins and the turtles. Tommy is not a sea person. None of these people were sea people. By day 2 they had been to the Urgent Care with second-degree burns. There was a trip to the Turtle Sanctuary to watch them release the turtles and then off to the Pirate Ship! These were my people. Aunt Gayle and I tried summoning Aquaman but got dolphins instead.

It was amazing and I drank 7 daiquiris that day. More than I drink in 7 years, but they sold it by the gallon just like home and I needed it for this group. Later we hung with the rest of the Pirate Nation for adult fun. Somewhere in our racing golf carts on the beach, Tommy lost his wallet. With my bank card in it. As soon as we realized it was gone Tommy went on a wild hunt at the beach. Then, my phone rang and it was the local police. A local had turned in the wallet before we knew it was gone! With everything in it! We were amazed and had to go to the police station to pick it up. Tommy wanted to know how they got my phone number from his wallet? Forever a mystery love. The cops, there were two. The station was tiny. We were having a fine time with law enforcement until Tommy says, “Boomer Sooner”. If you are from Texas then you bitterly hate OU and vice versa. They immediately threw up the Hook ’em Horns sign and before we got locked up I claimed the SEC. I wasn’t going down with that particular ship!

Stay tuned for Day 3 where we all play Cards Against Humanity. Sober as a judge I won my first time playing. And sometime in the early morning hours, I threaten to remove someone’s testicles.

Have a nice day y’all!

xx P

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