HELLO, SEPTEMBER, YOU’RE EARLY!

As Hurricane Dorian tears through the Bahamas and heads for Florida, I’m happy to say my family knows what to do and is doing it. We had another mass shooting yesterday. As of today, at least in Oklahoma, any fool can get a gun and carry it into Target, and anywhere else you want. No Conceal and Carry Permit needed. Just grab your shotgun and hop over to your kids’ school and hope the teacher isn’t having a bad day.

I don’t understand why you need an Ar weapon or even a deer rifle in McDonald’s. This has disaster written all over it. I’m also extremely ticked off at the orange Cheeto in the oval office. I just heard him say, ” This storm is ‘uge, I don’t think I’ve ever heard that term Catagory 5.” You stupid idiot! The only reason I am in Oklahoma is that a CATAGORY 5 HURRICANE NAMED KATRINA destroyed our home and everything we owned. Remember how you trashed Bush for his non-response??? Please let this be the last straw for you and your crime boss family.

I woke up this morning with a message from Starbucks that PS is back. I’m not using the word even. Fall is Sept. 21st. It is almost 100 degrees today. It is still summer. Stop jumping the gun Starbucks.

WE spent the entire day floating in the pool in utter silence. It was totally relaxing!

So yeah, still summer, Susi, no putting up the damn Christmas Tree!!!

xx P

19 thoughts on “HELLO, SEPTEMBER, YOU’RE EARLY!

  1. walkercynthia says:

    The cheeto has had no less than four category 5 storms come through since he began squatting in the white house. He has cheeto dust for brains.

    Also? I am sick of “Christmas creep”. I give it another couple of years before Christmas crap will be on display right next to Easter crap.

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  2. anne leueen says:

    September has come as a shock to me. It is cool and rainy here in Ontario and tonight we have a fire going in the wood stove. No need for the central heat yet but the fire feels nice. And only yesterday , literally yesterday , we were swimming in the pool. Had to heat it up but summer was still with us. And I hear you about the shootings. I agree!!!!

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  3. Kate Crimmins says:

    Not ready for pumpkin anything yet. (Oops! I said the word!) I am always speechless at what comes out of the orange Cheeto. In my state you need a license to carry concealed. You need a license to have a gun although I’m not convinced the background checks are as rigorous as they should be. Enjoy your holiday!

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